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Random, Often Shocking Keywords Bring People to EG, take a look.

A portion of the hits that come to any blog come from general searches. People type in keywords in Google and in the search results somewhere down the line, they see our site and click on it.

Often times, I like to see what people typed in to come to my blog and below I’ve listed some of the “more puzzling” and often bizarre ones:

effect of the turkish noor series on the egyptian society

facebook haram

i took off my hijab

i took off the hijab

hijabi girl porn (WHAT?!)

hijabi girls porn

kill mickey mouse

“khalid diab”

“off your hijab”

marriage between european women and egiptian men

am from egypt and i want to make a surgery to get back my virginity

any funny drama in urdu writing

computer haram

creating illusion that they were women

do egyptian women use deodorant (lol this is one of my favorites!)

do men still buy women in egypt? (lol, umm what?!)

egypt hijab women with boyfriends

egypt fatwa beat woman

egyptian honks (honks, not hunks? hmm…)

egyptians marry european women for other reasons (girlllll, tell me those other reasons!)

fiancee, virginity, other man

hijab blog thinking of taking it off

how to you fix a bad marriage proposal

it’s haram to space out your teeth

marrying an egyptian is dangerous (lol watch out people! DANGER!)

muslim friend lost her virginity

my wife wants to take off her hijab

niqab porn

sheikh mickey mouse (i’d love to get a fatwah from him)

should i tell muslim fiance i am not a virgin

what to do if you lost your virginity before marriage and are muslim

why is flirting haraam?
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and the list goes on and on….

This post can be both entertaining but very sad at the same time. Subhanallah, going through the past 100+ keywords was kind of disheartening to me.

If I were to say the top three issues that dominate what Muslims are searching for online are 1. Hijab and taking off hijab issues. 2. Virginity 3. Porn

Oh and if I have to add a #4- The Turkish soap opera Nour. Seriously people get a life!

Although I have no idea what links porn to egyptiangumbo, it’s still just sad to see what people are afflicted with. I guess I realize there is a need to write about some of these issues, so that at least when they end up here, they’ll have some naseeha to go away with.

On a lighter note, I had to have busted out laughing about 10 times reading some of these key words.

What kind of puzzles me is why people would search for “hijabi porn” or “niqaabi porn” what’s the difference between that and regular pornography?

Anyway, remember people, “Marrying an Egyptian is dangerous.” ;)



Too Much Candy…

There’s something about her talking in French, that makes it even THAT much more adorable, haha mashaAllah:


Too much candy from Capucha on Vimeo.


“Too much candy” II-The bonus scenes ! from Capucha on Vimeo.



Camels DO Go Through Eyes of Needles?…Hmm.

Willard Wigan a Micro Sculptor makes “Art” through eye of needle and gets $20 million for it.

All I can say is “WHY Willard, WHY!?”

He inhaled Alice :( lol.